Someone is going to have to die for this. She's convinced that Jon has betrayed her by revealing their family bond, and just like a contestant in the Bachelor house, she's seeing enemies everywhere.

In the diary room, sorry WAR room, Tyrion is trying to talk some sense into her, but it's no use - the writers have settled on their 'mad woman' archetype so Dany won't see sense. Anyone who has seen The Bachelor could tell the producers have well and truly chosen a villain arc for her this episode - she's not eating, she's refusing to join the party and her hair is looking like a before picture in a Garnier commercial. The dudes here can be a wreck, but as soon as Dany has a bad hair day, it must mean she's hysterically insane. 'She's my queen,' he says, clearly not having been briefed on how this episode will end. 'I still don't know how her coin has landed, but I'm quite certain about yours.'īut Jon's not having a bar of it. 'They say every time a Targaryen is born, the gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath … we both know what she's going to do,' he says to Jon, referencing the increasingly mad Dany. Varys still wants Jon to take the throne because he's convinced Dany is starting to get a bit iffy. Turns out the Master of Whisperers is real good at whispering. Lord Varys has well and truly chosen sides and is writing a bunch of crow notes revealing that Jon Snow is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. The crew has decamped to Dragonstone and the mood is grim. Get ready for spoilers - we've got your full recap ready to go. Daenerys has a flying dragon but somehow it didn't ship with 'arrow detection' mode? Queen Cersei is unquestionably evil but she doesn't use her advantage to slay her enemies? And Jon revealing to Sansa and Arya his real family lineage - one of the most integral plot points of the show - in a conversation that happens off screen? Are you kidding me?ĭon't even start me on the fact that Jon didn't pat Ghost.īut Game of Thrones has strong form on dropping serious drama in the second last episode of the season (think about the Red Wedding and the Battle of the Bastards).

Last week's episode left a little to be desired. How many more of our favorites are going to die horrible deaths? And who will get to finally sit on the throne they've been gaming over for eight seasons? It's the second to last episode of Game of Thrones ever, and we still have so many questions.

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